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in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran
I need a good night’s sleep, a punching bag, a deep tissue massage, $300,000 USD, and a kiss from my beloved
being attracted to someone is like a worse punishment than anything jesus ever went through. girl what do u mean i like how they smell just give me the stigmata and lay me out to dry already
fool me once shame on me. fool me twice. fiddle dee dee.
Fool me once. Fool me twice. Fool me chicken soup and rice.
i appreciate the clarification because at first i thought this was the funniest anon hate i'd ever gotten